So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”