So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s crazy. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. We need motivation for that, so we discussed physical rewards. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this, she suddenly goes, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”