I have decided to stay anonymous to safeguard my identity from the foolishness. The previous night, I got hungry and opted to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, added the seasoning and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a sixty seconds or two, I understood something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had filled my kitchen. I opened the door to my microwave and…behold…I had forgotten to put in water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then placed the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a clump of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of bizarre crystalline substance never before seen. I had a change of mind.