So to start my tale I should inform you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly computer and customer service duties. However, I am also there to help the working technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I looked at the variegated butt in detail.