A few weeks ago, my friends and I were sitting on this cement-like platform (as we referred to it). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This odd replacement French teacher comes up to us and says, “you shouldn’t be sitting on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her why that’s the case and she said that if children sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to have kids. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.