So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly administrative and customer-related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the mottled butt up close.