A few weeks ago, my pals and I were sitting on this cement kind of pedestal (which we called). It’s basically the steps up to the portable (a classroom that no one uses). This strange substitute French teacher comes up to us and says, “you should not sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her why that’s the case and she said that if children sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an inside joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.