So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job involves mostly computer and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the multicolored butt in detail.